{"product_id":"drinking-hazard-tee-eucalyptus","title":"Drinking Hazard Tee Eucalyptus","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis one’s for those of you that don’t do quiet beers. The legends that rip into the piss and deal with the consequences later.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDoctors will warn you about dehydration, poor judgement, and “making unsafe choices”…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut the real hazards? They’re out on the streets:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrams (suddenly faster than you remember)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUber drivers taking the “scenic route”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDodgy kebabs that ruin your insides and your tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUber Eats riders on the footpath\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour ex appearing in the DMs at 3:47am like a sleep paralysis demon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear it as a warning label to everyone around you:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethis bloke is a DRINKING HAZARD.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApproach with caution.\u003cbr\u003eOffer schooners if needed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e100% combed cotton, 180 GSM, regular fit crew neck tee. Artwork is designed and printed to the highest of standards by a bunch of legends in our local warehouse.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frothies","offers":[{"title":"L","offer_id":47182611972258,"sku":"FR.DG.26310101.TEE.EUC.L","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47182612005026,"sku":"FR.DG.26310101.TEE.EUC.XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47182612037794,"sku":"FR.DG.26310101.TEE.EUC.2XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0424\/2282\/9218\/files\/CS-TEE-AS5001-EUCALYPTUS-FRONT_BACK-DRINKINGHAZARD.png?v=1776656742","url":"https:\/\/wholesale.constant.supply\/products\/drinking-hazard-tee-eucalyptus","provider":"CS Wholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}